Inactive Shooter Currently Having Lunch

SACRAMENTO, CA - Inactive shooter Trevor Jordan Sloan is having lunch, a recent update to his Instagram account indicates.

Captioning a photo of three fish tacos, Sloan, who recently purchased several firearms, including an AR-15 assault rifle and several hundred rounds of ammunition at a gun show, wrote: "Fish tacos from Mariscos Mi Gusto. Yum."

Other Mariscos Mi Gusto customers confirmed Sloan's presence inside the restaurant, and that he isn't currently shooting anyone, but that they wouldn't be sticking around to make sure he doesn't.

"Para llevar!" one diner shouted, 'to go' in Spanish, laughing at his response to seeing Sloan while waiting for his order. "Muy para llevar."

Before lunch, Sloan reportedly spent the morning trimming the hedges in his parents' Sacramento front yard, and has plans to play Frisbee golf with some friends at a nearby park later.

Still, an analysis of Sloan's various social media accounts shows no signs that the 22 year-old has yet to lose his virginity, likely a significant factor as to whether and when he loses it.

"So, yeah," one business owner at the mall nearest Sloan's home, a possible target when Sloan turns active, "if any ladies out there want to take one for the team, hey - you know."