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<title>NewsBiscuit - LOVESTALK - Your Brief Encounters and Creepy Obsessions with Strangers</title>
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<description>You were the young lady with the pink handbag on the 9-15 from Kings Cross last Tuesday.I&#039;m really sorry for taking your purse.</description>
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<title>Studio 8 Entertainment - Video: Spoof of the Jessica Alba movie &quot;The Eye&quot;</title>
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<description>Nub-a-dub-dub.</description>
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<title>The Watley Review - GlaxoSmithKline Patch Approved for ChapStick Addiction</title>
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<description>&quot;Those in the pernicious grip of this camphor-scented stick have no choice but to apply it continually in a mindless ritual,&quot; said Stancke. &quot;And it doesn&#039;t even look cool, like smoking, so it&#039;s sort of a lose-lose situation for those who unwittingly pick up that first little stick.&quot;</description>
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<title>The Satirical Political Report - Bush to Israelis: &#039;Democrats are Appeasing the Pharoah&#039;</title>
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<description>Bush appealing to &#039;ancient&#039; fears.</description>
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