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<title>The Texas Cockroach - Local Teen Believes He Can Hook Up With Lindsay Lohan</title>
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<description>The Texas Cockroach is a satirical newspaper from the mythical small town of LaCucaracha, Texas. In LaCucaracha, football is king, and citizens have a choice of 137 churches. The Texas Cockroach parodies the unique culture, lifestyle and politics found nowhere else but Texas. Pour yourself a tall glass of iced tea, sit back, and take a virtual stroll through the streets of LaCucaracha. God Bless Texas.</description>
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<title>CAP News - Judge Rules Air Guitar &quot;Not Real Music&quot;</title>
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<title>News Mutiny - Gun Safety Tips for Real Americans</title>
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<description>For instance - be sure to conceal your gun where your children would never find it - for instance in a shoe box on the top shelf of your closet with your porn.</description>
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