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<title>The Satirical Political Report - Who Says the New Haven Firefighters&#039; Test Wasn’t Culturally Biased?</title>
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<description>Just look at the evidence: it&#039;s &quot;black and white.&quot;</description>
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<title>The Enduring Vision - Welcome To The Ranks Of The Unemployed, Part II</title>
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<description>In this continuing feature, I, Dr. Richard Black, will help new initiates and old hands alike as they navigate through the pitfalls of our nation&#039;s burgeoning welfare state.</description>
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<title>Glossy News - Zombie Attack Imminent, Warns Canadian Woman, Do You Have A Plan?</title>
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<description>&quot;In light of recent disturbing events like the global recession, the outbreak of H1N1, the ban on Canadian seal products, I fear a zombie attack is imminent,&quot; explains Rosie Magellan of British Columbia, Canada. &quot;So I’ve developed a Zombie Emergency Response Plan, or ZERP as I like to call it, for my community.&quot;</description>
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