"You talkin to me?" Fred Flunkee, Robert De Niro Impersonator
"I agree, the first guy was a bit letchy. The second guy though was a little bit too cute for this reviewer. 3.5/10" Harry Zonderblurb, Film Reviewer
"A bottom on the ground twerk? Hmm. That furry kid will go far." Jessie Krufts, Talent Scout
"That Gorilla is naked." Jessie Krufts, Commentator
"If this turns out to be the new James Bond plot I will be livid." Jessie Krufts, Cinema Goer
"It's funnier the second time you watch it." Jimmy Popper, Surveyor
Yeah, that's just like me on Monday mornings before my full body shave." Jessie Krufts, Hairy Man
"His own legs are probably insured for $30 million a piece, he's right to take no chances." Jessie Krufts, Sport Lawyer
"That dog is literally hotdog size." Jessie Krufts, Mulch Manager
"I never knew those dolls were bullet proof. I suppose if you think about it they need to be quite tough or they'll puncture." Jessie Krufts, Scientist
"My nightmare is that one of their little heads goes right up my shorts when I'm not looking." Jimmy Popper, Disasterologist
"Give me a T. Give me a rump. Whaddaya got?" Jessie Krufts, Go Go dancer
"She be no Tarzan. Tarzan would be all like 'come here and wrestle, man'. Jeez." Kent Rugby, Tarzan's Everywhere CEO
"Like a low budget straight to youtube Snakenado. And not a cameo from any of the Osbourne family in sight. Everyone's a winner here." Harry Zonderblurb, Critic
"It's nothing like him. Serge, do Trump next. Just put a wig on and say something stupid in a whiny simple voice." Jessie Krufts, Impersonator
"Hmm. Is there a doggie wine list at the restaurant? Or do they always have water but they can choose the bowl?" Fred Flunkee, Dogger
"The slow golfer guys in front have been making up stories about a Jurassic sized Gator slowing them down for years. It had to happen eventually."
"Ice cream for the lizard thingie. Do they even eat ice cream? Let him try some he's been through enough already." Jimmy Popper, Animals Correspondent (Desert Animals) , CNN
"I tickle torture my cat behind his ears. He fetches me my newspaper now, well more like drags it to me... But, on balance, brilliant."
"It's a super triple double king bonus plus plus size doggy-bed. That dog will feel like a doggy billionaire." Fred Flunkee, Salesman, Beds Inc
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