Headlines - 02/03/2012
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Girl Scouts: The Silent Killers
A new study shows that given the fat content of the cookies they sell every year, the Girl Scouts of America may actually be killing thousands of people annually.
Headlines - 02/02/2012
News Mutiny
Ask Uncle Newt
Newt Gingrich, an expert in all issues facing Black America, answers questions submitted from our African American readers.
CAP News
Report: Scientists Don't Know Crap
The report goes into detail about what they don't know and how long they haven't known it, with about 80 percent of all discoveries turning out to be total crap.
Headlines - 02/01/2012
The World's Voice of Reason
February - Funny Horoscopes
AWARDS
Chuffed Magazine, Sagittarius 2011 Horoscope Of The Year
Room 17 Stayers, International Hotel Room 17 Association, Horoscope Of The Year 2001
Pampered Dog Breeders Of Northern California Woof Of The Year, Gemini Category, 2010
The In A Tizzy Radio Show, Taurus Horoscope November 2011
The Sleaze
A Royal Yacht, Hurrah!
All Aboard for the New World Order! Is Proposed new Royal Yacht Really to be Ark to Save Wealthy and Privileged From Approaching Apocalypse? Sinister Truth Behind Bonkers Education Secretary Michael Gove's Proposals Exposed!
CAP News
Tim Tebow Converts To Islam
The Broncos quarterback said Jesus failed him when he needed Him most, so he has joined the world's second largest religion because "Islam is how winners worship."
Headlines - 01/31/2012
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