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Duggar Dad: "Less than 6% of Duggar Children Child Molesters"

Entangled in the sexual abuse scandal swirling around one of his 10 sons, "19 Kids and Counting" patriarch Jim Bob Duggar pointed out today that less than 6% of his children are child molesters.

Blogging his latest response to reports that his eldest son Josh sexually assaulted a number of girls in violation of his family's strict conservative beliefs, Jim Bob argued that, "One in nineteen really isn't that bad."

"Some studies estimate that up to 7% of the American male population will manifest some form of sexual deviancy involving children during their lifetime," Jim Bob wrote, "So in reality, we're actually below average at just 5.3%"

A number of respondents were quick to clarify for Jim Bob that the percentage of the Duggar clan who are pedophiles would be 10% if he excluded his female offspring, and 14% if he didn't count his sons currently under the age of 14.

Duggar went on to indicate that his family also falls far below the percentage of Americans who have committed murder, 0% compared to 0.1%, a difference of infinity, he noted, as well as those who have engaged in bestiality.

"Never have any of my children had sex with an animal or a member of their own gender," he stated. "Josh might have sinned, but at least it was with girls."

Statistics show that approximately 10% of the world's population is gay.

 
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