http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=texas-ag-paxton-blames-texans-for-electing-criminal-texas-ag-refuses-to-resign AUSTIN, TEXAS (The Nil Admirari) - Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton (R) refused to heed calls for his resignation today, and blamed Texas voters for electing "a criminal, a hypocrite, and a man of such low moral character" to be their state's chief enforcer of the law. On Monday, Paxton was indicted on three felony counts related to securities law violations that allegedly took place when he was a lawyer and state legislator, and he failed to disclose to investors in a tech company he was profiting from their investments. Thu, 06 Aug 2015 02:14:43 UTC en