http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=unemployed-guy-figures-he%E2%80%99s-pretty-much-better-than-any-of-the-jobs-that-are-out-there- Albuquerque, NM – Nelson Rimsplat has been unemployed now for several months.  He was fired from his job at the Albuquerque Zoo for ‘behaviors inappropriate and not in line with the the Zoo’s image.’  For the 3 year Train Zoo Conductor, the firing has given him a sense of liberation. Thu, 02 Jul 2015 07:20:08 UTC en