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Wherein our intrepid talk radio host, Jerry Duncan, interviews Republican House Majority Leader Paul Ryan. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide.
A lot of countries have problems. The main one is, they’re not utopias. It’s surprising that there aren’t more perfect places in the world.
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.
Aliens are now generally unsupportive of the idea that humans have, in any shape or form, been to Earth, according to new polling.
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.
Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We'll soon find out!
by Matt Rotman.Apple’s surprise announcement of the iPhone X finally let’s the War Babies publicly decry public assistance to anyone but them. Apple introduced three new iPhone models this week, but only one optimally allows Baby Boomers ... Read moreSubscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
Law enforcement officials say it is way too early to eliminate a badass shark attack as the cause for an abandoned boat spookily floating in the harbor of Martha’s Vineyard. In view of locals and countless, impressionable tourists, a fishing spooner was discovered deserted in Harbor View Monday morning...
This Trumpian folly of a border wall is not needed and won’t work. How much of our money does Donald Trump want to pour into his xenophobic fantasy of erecting an impenetrable wall on our Mexican border? The big-businessman-turned-president insists that costs be damned — just build it!
Little known fact: Practically every skyscraper in every one of the world’s cities is essentially made of sand. As are nearly all shopping malls, condo complexes, office towers, parking garages, airport terminals, dams and other large structures.
Comedian Kathy Griffin is interviewed by our intrepid radio talk show host, Jerry Duncan.

ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show.

JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll soon find out.
We survived our Italian summer – it was tough, but someone’s got to do it! It’s hard to learn even the most basic tourist phrases of another language (hello; excuse me; pardon the fart; where is the toilet?; waiter, the check!; please remove your thumb from my nose) in 4 weeks.
ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll soon find out. Today on the show my guest is the 42nd President of the United States Bill Clinton.
New edition: “Total Eclipse: Hate tries to eclipse tolerance in Trump’s America” – Now available on our FREE Humor Times “News in Cartoons” app!
Even cast members of Logan Lucky don’t really know who Rebecca Blunt is. A person so named is credited with writing the screenplay for this new Steven Soderbergh film. If a woman, perhaps she’s a sister to Emily Blunt… though I’d guess not.
Not-so-veiled threats to Alaska coming from the White House after health care vote failed. Rachel Maddow stole my punchline. Or more accurately, she beat me to the punchline. Federal powers that be are trying, in their thuggish way, to put Alaska under their tiny, tiny thumb.
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...
Everybody’s favorite radio talk show host, Jerry Duncan, interviews Bernie Sanders!

ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show.

JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll soon find out. Today on the show my guest is the Independent Senator from Vermont, Bernie Sanders.
by Lee Mays.Other administration officials are not charmed by her Snapchat hobby, saying she “hogs the only White House cell phone.” White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a busy woman these days. Taking over for the ousted Sean Spicer keeps Sarah very occupied, but she says she always has time to sit on her phone [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
There are two big things to report out on having seen Atomic Blonde. First of all, this Charlize Theron vehicle finally provides us with a more extended fight scene than the seems-like-forever fisticuffs we endured between Roddy Piper and Keith David in John Carpenter’s creepy, dystopian...