Some Texas voters are calling foul on a series of bonus questions included on their ballots they claim are designed to give Republicans an unfair advantage in this year's midterm elections.

DENVER — Longtime sports brand Peyton Manning will be rolled out today as a retirement lifestyle brand servicing those i…

From now on, customers who order food at McDonald’s may or may not be allowed to finish their “meal” in peace.

Harrisburg, PA – (SatireWorld.com)
Former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky admitted in an interview that his child molestation was not actually any form of assault, but was actually performance art. “I was doing it as an homage to Michael Jackson. I was trying to recreate the scenes from The Neverland Ranch and Michael’s greatest hits.”

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Newly elected NYC Democratic-Socialist NITWIT Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has tried to send a Text Message to the new Democratic Speaker of the US House of Representatives, to be determined (TBD).

Washington, DC - (SatireWorld.com)
Fresh from her DNC meetings with groups in Iowa and New Hampshire, ex- Secretary of State Hillary Clinton addressed her physical ailments before a questioning press corp today in lieu of reports that she recently visited a gynecologist in New York City. Rumors are swirling that Hillary will drop out of the race for President because of failing health.

Because the producers of the hit show felt that they weren’t accurately reflecting their fan base, they will present for your viewing pleasure: Sad Sacks 2018.

Considered by many US Citizens to be adorable, gentile and majestic the long loved treasured gift of Chinese panda bears may be hiding a more sinister intent- international espionage.

A black man who was shot and killed by police at a mall outside Birmingham should have changed the color of his skin before the officer pulled the trigger, according to a statement issued by police.

Atheists and secular scientists around the world are pointing to the recent death of Joanie from Happy Days while Chachi continues to exist as further proof that there is no God.

The 2004 political group best known for assaulting John Kerry’s military record during his 2004 presidential campaign is now slamming Hillary Clinton.

Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com)
Popular and respected Academy Award winner Morgan Freeman said Tea Party Republicans were on a racially-fueled mission to get President Barack Obama out of office, in an interview with CNN’s Piers Morgan.

BBC wildlife presenter's naked Malta rampage revealed! Did popular naturalist bare all to disrupt bird hunters? Tabloid alleges BBC nature programmes promoting naturism with calendar featuring presenters in provocative nude poses with animals!

WASHINGTON D.C. (The Barbed Wire) - Getting his expected presidential run off to a gaffe-tastic start today, Vice-President Joe Biden confused supporters when he announced that he was running for Speaker of the House, instead of seeking the presidency.

Mt. Olympus – (satireworld.com)
Zeus, Hera, and Athena, the goddess of wisdom, were lounging on their celestial couches. Suddenly Athena piped up,” I’m bored mommy and daddy!” Well child the godly parents said, some Democratic creature half-man and half-horse’s ass (Centaur-Lite) has proclaimed the modern world is a safer place then when we were in charge.

New York, NY – (satireworld.com)

Three famous black leaders, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Maxine Waters, have united together to refer to Christmas as a racist holiday. In a joint statement released in Washington D.C., the three stated that “we call upon all people of color to boycott this white supremacy. Do not go shopping for Christmas presents and avoid this travesty of old Jim Crow segregation.” As the statement contained no alliteration, it is obvious that it was not written by Jackson. As it was grammatically correct, it is also obvious that it wasn’t written by Waters.