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Corn Pone, TN – (SatireWorld.com)
Tennessee State highway patrol officials say the blue 2013 Prius pulled from a 25 foot snow bank is a car registered to Albert Gore. A passing motorist saw a faint glimmer of a tail light flashing from within the massive snowbank near Hollow Brook Road in rural Tennessee. Police say the body inside was frozen so stiff from the -23 deg F temperatures they had to cut the roof and doors off the vehicle to remove the body.