As sabre-rattling from Britain's brutal right-wing Brexista dictatorship raises fears of renewed conflict, Argentina's president Mauricio Macri has refused to negotiate away the sovereignty of the Isle of Wight. The two countries fought a brief war over the windswept island 35 years ago, which Argentina won on the Duckworth-Lewis method. Passions have been simmering ever since.



‘Theresa May and the Brexistas are playing the nationalism card because they are no longer able to distract the British people with success on the football pitch,’ warned the Spanish president Mariano Rajoy, who has unsuccessfully tried to broker a peace deal.