Washington,DC - (satireworld.com)
In a world where everything done against a Muslim, Gay, Minority, Mentally Handicapped, or Overweight person can be considered a hate crime, the Supreme Court added a new category to their protected list: Nerds.
In a 6 to 3 vote, the highest court in the land ruled that large black athletes giving wedgies, swirlies, or stuffing nerdish white boys into lockers can now be considered a hate crime.