I got nothing against children. They're often cute, and if we're lucky, they grow into human beings instead of progressive butt wipes. What does fry my alt-right ass (apart from a stack of burning Korans about four feet high) is the effect that kids have on the people who create them or who go out and adopt a trendy baby of color, which is, I suspect, a way for some people to signal they're ashamed of being white.