Chicago IL – (satireworld.com)
The Chairman of the Philosophy Department at the University of Chicago has announced the addition of two new philosophy classes beginning in the upcoming fall semester of 2016. These classes are required for politically correct liberal philosophy majors. However, these classes are elective minors for conservative students (if there are any on campus) and those who don’t believe that approximately 0.3% of the US population should radically affect legislation for the other 99.7%.