Branson, MO-(SatireWorld.com)

A senior citizen bus trip from the Pleasant Sunsets Senior home in Springfield, IL to Branson, a popular tourist mecca in SW Missouri, caused some trouble for the retirees and a run in with the law as well.
As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman, Bertha Mellonklump, came up to the bus driver Amos Cal Fischer complaining about being molested by a man while she was seated in the back row.