Rochester, NY – Hugh Buttnum, an inmate at the Monroe County jail in Rochester, NY, is in critical condition after a fellow inmate ripped off Buttnum’s prosthetic arm and beat him with it. Evidently, inmate J. “Johnny” Johnson was not aware that his new cell mate, Buttnum, had been fitted with a prosthetic arm when [...]

Every year, television networks reject a large number of advertisements from airing on the Super Bowl broadcast. Here’s an assortment of commercials that were rejected from this year’s big game:

The Texas Cockroach is a satirical newspaper from the mythical small town of LaCucaracha, Texas. In LaCucaracha, football is king, and citizens have a choice of 137 churches. The Texas Cockroach parodies the unique culture, lifestyle and politics found nowhere else but Texas. Pour yourself a tall glass of iced tea, sit back, and take a virtual stroll through the streets of LaCucaracha. God Bless Texas.

A U.S. missile defense thingy got messed up yesterday after a bunch of stuff went kerflooey.

Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter (Democrat, for now) is finding it harder and harder to antagonize new voting blocks.

The senator, who's managed to upset feminists, anti-feminists, Republicans, Democrats, conspiracy theorists, bald people, and people named Arlen, is trying to connect with new voters, in order to turn his back on them.

"I don't know what more I can do," Specter said at a recent national prayer breakfast for Veterans of anti-American Insurgencies."I stand by my record of offending both sides of the aisle and some people who are across the aisle, down the hall, and in another room."

Specter even backed Martha, or Marsha, or Mary Coakley over eventual winner, Scott Brown.

Specter's campaign manager, Salvador Daly, said the senator is not ready to give up.

The incident occurred during a screen test for the radio shock jock to replace Simon Cowell next season to see how he would interact with the other judges.

Fashion-show attendees are advised to press both eyelids firmly down until all affected models have left the runway.

Did Alistair Campbell fake his almost-starting-to-cry incident on the BBC yesterday, by hiding under his tongue a Fisherman's Friend sweet, and then secretly crunching down on it in the interview to give him a shortness of breath so that he would look emotional?

A German Klaus Harmony tribute band calling themselves the Wondercrotchens is scheduled to rock the 2011 Super Bowl, according to a National Football League spokesperson.

Surprised she didn't write down her own name.

President Obama and his family currently live in a house once occupied by slave owners. Now, activists and supporters of the President are outraged at what's being called a "terrible oversight" by the nation's first black President.