He'd be better off following his instincts.

Newcastle manager Kevin Keegan is nowhere to be found. He joins 250,000 people every year who go missing, sometimes for ever, sometimes for only a few minutes, sometimes for longer.

The DNC harshly criticized Denver officials for keeping Invesco Field open after a speech by Barack Obama rather than preserving the facility as a shrine to the groundbreaking politician.

This is progress?

People calling a federal phone number to order duck stamps got a pleasant surprise this past week as they were instead greeted by the a sexy female voice promising to "turn you on".

The class photo of Barack Obama’s fifth grade class is a fake. That’s what a photographer and seventies fashion expert is saying, claiming he sees tell-tale signs of airbrushing and Photoshop hijinx.

"Yes. In his old age, she could easily trick him into giving her the nation's credit card."

Some former Home Secretary or other, who looks a bit like Ronnie Barker did in his prime and before he died so tragically bless him, said that Gordon Brown is 'ppftw wttttppppp twwwitz' last night, the first time that an ex member of the cabinet has spoken openly in Raspberry to reporters.

It's 'Profiles in Porridge,' for Old Man McCain.

The 2008 NCAA football season opens with a full slate of games this weekend and with it, all 127 of the Division I-A programs other than your favorite team embark on a pathetically easy cupcake schedule.