U.S. Missionaries Try to Effect Adoption of Baby Doc Duvalier

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Michael Owen Signs for Manchester United Reserves

Owen, who struggled to break into the first team was snapped up by United's reserves at the 11th hour yesterday and is expected to make his debut against Hull City on Saturday.

Haitians eagerly await arrival of iPads

Streets and runways are being cleared of medical supplies to make room for the iPads, expected to arrive in early March. The UN will help distribute the product until mid-summer, when Jobs anticipates opening the first Apple store in Port-au-Prince.

Accurate Pisces February 2010 Horoscope

The problem with the accelerator in your new Toyota, that we forgot to mention last month because we didn't have the time, is set to cause problems. Jupiter is in charge of the recall, if you must drive it don't go above 2 mph until it is fixed.

Tips on Keeping Your Job in a Sucky Economy

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Toyota Recalling 250,000 Owners in the United States

'We have notified these persons by registered mail,' said Dennis E. Hamlin, vice president and general counsel at Toyota North America. 'They will have five working days from the receipt of that notice to get their affairs in order. Of course, they are forbidden to operate any Toyota motor vehicles during that time.'

Nazis Dressed Their Dogs Too

Is this why Hitler liked dogs?...

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E-Trade Sues Lindsay Lohan for Damages

E-Trade has filed a countersuit against Lindsay Lohan, seeking $100 million in damages for what it calls "malicious and damaging association."

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Jesus Doesn't Have Heart to Tell Republicans He's A Socialist

Owing to his unwavering sense of compassion, the Son of God, Jesus Christ, says he cannot bring himself to tell staunch Republicans - who comprise some of his most loyal followers - that he is a socialist.

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Chris Matthews Booted From Wailing Wall, For Too Much Wailing

A case of too much "when in Rome."

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Best Story of the Year

In a sign of the times, the winning story of the fifth annual HumorFeed Satire News Awards focused on excessive corporate bonuses and an institution that is 'too big to fail' - in this case, Christmas.

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A Great American Hero

Award-winning humor writer Greg Robillard has hit the bookshelves with his first full-length novel, and takes no prisoners in a story that is part political satire, part comic-book parody, and part celebrity tell-all.

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Misheard Lyrics

Personally, I never understood lyrics properly when I was actually young, never mind now. Apparently, I wasn't alone. Misheard Lyrics offers a delightful array of user-submitted videos illustrating just what people REALLY hear when they listen to popular songs.

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