A suicide note left by a local man demonstrated a remarkably poor understanding of syntax and grammar, according to authorities.

Contrary to popular opinion—and to the creators of My Name Is Earl—karma is not about payback, nor is it about living right so you don't come back as a port-o-potty in the next life, and it sure as hell ain’t about some Great Score Keeper in the sky.

Sometimes, Father Doesn't Know Best.

Anyone who knows me knows that I hate reality television. The original concept was intriguing, but it quickly became apparent that “reality” television was just improv using untrained actors who moonlight as horrible human beings.

Apparently some famous people stopped living this year.

After President Obama finished his quick briefing to reporters, each member of the media in attendance demanded he return for more.