Headlines - 05/14/2008

Smooth Operator

IBM's supercomputer defeated the chess grandmaster but fame proved to be too much.

The Sleaze

Shocking Claims that Hilary Clinton has been pimping out her husband to wealthy widows to raise much-needed campaign funds.

NewsBiscuit

Middle East neighbours failed to offer so much as a bunch of flowers as Israel celebrated in 60th anniversary today.

Broken Newz

China completed what it hailed as the "world's longest sea-bridge" Thursday, offering a much-needed route into Shanghai. It will provide convenience and traffic relief until it collapses.

The Giant Napkin

“The one thing we found over and over was a predominant presence of faceless pictures,” said Kathy Mead, professor of public health at California State University.

The Satirical Political Report

Taking "color war" to a whole 'nother level.

CAP News

Warner Bros. is reportedly considering a lawsuit against film directors Larry and Andy Wachowski for failing to make their new film any good.

The World's Voice of Reason

The Breasts Across The World campaign, an attempt to obtain for women equal toplessness rights with men, was dealt a new blow last night after its female joint founder was sent to prison for walking topless in public.
Headlines - 05/13/2008

The Satirical Political Report

Barack set to take a whupping, but spins this baby like a top.

The Giant Napkin

A town cop is through playing games. It's The Minute Or So Long News with Foster Pierce.

The Specious Report

"I'm gonna make damn sure I keep hittin' that."

CAP News

The combination offers shareholders "superior thirst-quenching value" and helps both companies compete in the growing beverage solutions market.

The World's Voice of Reason

To help you plan your summer DVD impulse buying decisions, here are the best of this seasons summer straight to bargain basement DVDs...

NewsBiscuit

‘Thunderbirds are stop!’
Headlines - 05/12/2008

BBspot

Which one will be victorious?

The Specious Report

Astronomers are on the verge of a major breakthrough.

CAP News

Officials confirmed today that they will follow the lead of the Kentucky Derby and euthanize the horse that finishes in second place at both races.

The Giant Napkin

Bears running back Cedric Benson failed to elude initial law enforcement tacklers this week after he had promising workouts following a season-ending injury last year.

NewsBiscuit

Contractors overseeing the building of the London Olympic stadium today had to request police assistance to remove Kevin McCloud and the entire ‘Grand Designs’ production team from the site.

The Gay Black Jew

Unhappy with both Obama and McCain, Bill O'Reilly launched a campaign to be Dictator of the United States

News Mutiny

If your car's navigation system told you to drive off a cliff, would you do it?

The Satirical Political Report

Even the Japanese soldiers finally came out of the cave.

The World's Voice of Reason

Video exclusive: watch Boris Johnson almost fall over to music...

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Not funny anymore

The Pew Research Center for Excellence in Journalism released a study asserting that financial woes are now the number one concern for journalists, overshadowing such minor things as quality and credibility. This isn't good news, even for those who write fake news.

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Onion dreams

The remarkable story of HF member John Curtis, who was contacted by The Onion with an offer he just couldn't refuse: trying out for the most famous satire site online.

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30-Second Bunny Theater

That's right. An enormous index of 30 second animated shorts, in which a troupe of bunnies re-enacts entire movies ranging from Borat to The Rocky Horror Picture Show. But for our money, the real treasure of the index is in the 'other projects' section: the Pigeon Cam scenes.

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