Headlines - 04/24/2014
The World's Voice of Reason
Blondes Have 0.2% More Fun Than Brunettes, Study Finds
It has long been one of those things people said. But do blondes really have more fun?
Well, yes, according to a 5 year survey of 23,567 women of various coloured hair carried out by the University Of WeveGotnothingelse, Todo.
Georgia Governor Ensures Generations of Guns Will Be Safe
“Our state has some of the best protections for gun owners in the United States,” said Deal . “And today we strengthen those rights protected by our nation’s most revered founding document, the magazine ‘Guns and Ammo’.”
Russia: Obama Nixing ‘Red Line’ in Favor of ‘Squiggly Doodle’
As Ukraine sits on the brink of a full-scale international conflict and Putin debates over whether or not to make Kiev Russia’s new capital, President Obama has decided to defuse tensions by changing those old and prickly ultimatums with softer, less judgmental suggestions.
The Adobo Chronicles
Stanford University Researchers Discover Music Gene Among Filipinos
It’s all in the genes. It has been long established that the genetic makeup in people determines not only the color of their skin, eyes and hair but also their susceptibility to certain diseases and conditions.
Now researchers at the Department of Genetics of Stanford University School of Medicine have uncovered the gene responsible for making Filipinos such good singers and musicians. It’s called PH-13, found only among Filipinos
Adult Ghost Going Through After-Life Crisis
An afterlife consultant confirmed Friday that the lingering spirit of Daryl Riley, a deceased neurotic investment banker whose middle years of mortal life had been plagued by a sense of the passing of his youth and the imminence of old age, and regret regarding past career and personal decisions, is currently exhibiting telltale symptoms of experiencing an after-life crisis while haunting his former Newport home.