Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal is catching flack for calling for an end to birthright citizenship for children born in the U.S. to illegal immigrants and for using the term “anchor babies.”

Knick and James spend a little bit of time talking about Star Wars. Then they spend a whole hell of a lot of time talking about the happiest place on earth, the humble rub-n-tug.

WASHINGTON - The attorney representing adult film star Stormy Daniels offered president Donald Trump a settlement which grants joint custody of the hideously grotesque creature spawn to president Trump. This settlement would be in exchange for releasing Ms. Daniels from the non-disclosure agreement she signed in October 2016 as well as child support.

Knick and James go over a series of unfortunate events that deal mostly with Knick before going over unfortunate events that happened to other people.

Coming up at 6pm Central tonight our latest cartoon series featuring Crazie Maysie the hen prime minister of a small country barn in Western Europe, and new President Peacock who has just been elected president of a large barn over the pond.

‘All you need to do is look at the man and the claim certainly passes the eye test,’ said political analyst Dick Skinner. ‘He’s a rubbery mass of ineptitude.’

PORTLAND, OR — Frontrunner mayoral candidate Jessie Sponberg described himself as “basically like if Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders had a baby,” in a prepared speech he gave yesterday in front of the Mt. Tabor reservoirs.

Chappaqua NY – (satireworld.com)
Former Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton left the USA for a 10 country, publisher paid trip to plug her new book “What Happened.” The book is about her 2016 presidential aspirations (she lost to Republican Donald Trump) is not doing well domestically. So, Hillary opted to quietly take her book tour on the road overseas!

Whyman, an employee at Argos, bought himself the stereo as a summer treat using his staff discount. And the sound system has clearly impressed the whole neighbourhood.

Broward County, Fl – (satireworld.com)
Leftist teenage activist David Hogg, who supports everything anti-conservative, publicly revealed today that four out of four colleges he applied to this past winter have turned him down for this fall starting semester citing various reasons.

The counselor to the president of the United States excoriated the media for not reporting on something she had concocted in her mind only moments earlier.

Miley Cyrus just did something crazy!!

SEATTLE - The celebrating by New England Patriots fans will have to be put on hold after a federal judge, and Seattle Seahawks fan, ruled that Tom Brady’s comeback victory is probably unconstitutional.

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
The former general counsel and chief of staff of the House Judiciary Committee, who supervised Hillary during the 1970s Watergate investigation, says her history of lies and unethical behavior goes back farther – and goes much deeper – than anyone realizes.

After strangling their boss at a status meeting this week, the 7th floor staff celebrated some new perks, like being able to wear jeans. And also discussed how to dispose of the body.

As your new secretary of education, I would like to make it abundantly clear that I believe a good education is very valuable. And nowhere is that value more evident than in the profit and loss statement of a wisely run charter school.

The US government announced today the creation of a "No-'F'List" designed to prevent people whose potential to reproduce is deemed a threat to the future well-being of the country.

What’s your message to Panthers fans?

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) - Black actress Issa Rae is in hot water after excerpts of her not-too-new book surfaced on social media. Rae wrote in her book that  Filipinos are the Blacks of Asia, encouraging Black women to  date Asian men, but not Filipinos. In an exclusive interview with The Adobo…

Calling love "dumb", President Trump signed a new executive order today establishing a national day of hatred to counter Valentine's Day.