Pushing back against "PC thugs", President Trump vowed today that he would work to restore the rights of workers to harass one another in the workplace.

Saw this one on the Weather Channel:

"'Sad Day for the World': Globe Reacts to Trump's Decision to Pull U.S. Out of Paris Accord"

If *I* were writing headlines for this story, they'd be more along the lines of...

After only few short months together, ‘Swiddleston’ (as they became known) have decided to call it a day.

Paris, France – (satireworld.com)

French politicians recently approved a measure that would allow massive religious ceremonies usually held on Friday afternoons in various public parts of the French capitol. According to well placed sources, parts of the event was discouraged at first when children as young as five-years old were noticed walking among the participants. Some facial injuries were reported and prompted the speedy crackdown. (no pun intended) Repeated warnings were ignored and finally, with a 100% approving vote, the measure was brought up in a binding resolution, than passed

WASHINGTON, D.C, (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - The vetting process for foreign nationals wishing to enter the U.S. has just become more stringent, thanks to Donald Trump. Yahoo News is reporting that the U.S. Department of State is now requiring applicants for tourist or immigrant visas to submit a list of their current and…

"Yay! I also love the whiney yelp they do when they get wet for the first time. YouTube, it's over to you."

That’s right– for those who would love to go to a brick and mortar Walmart but are too large to walk under their own power and too embarrassed to use mobility scooters there is a new Walmart where you can shop for everything just driving through in your own car.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) — The Supreme Court handed organized labor a major victory on Tuesday, deadlocking 4 to 4 in a case that had threatened to cripple the ability of public-sector unions to collect fees from workers who chose not to join and did not want to pay for the unions’ collective bargaining…

Commenting that, "It was just time," Paul family spokesperson Robin Paul thanked her son for the 34 years he's spent as a son, father, husband and sibling to her and her husband Charles, his brother C.J., his wife Jada and their two children.

Conceived by a pack of drunken men in the lady's bathroom of Saggy's Saloon in 2003, Lori Sullivan's seven children were toasted by former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum and several other notable conservatives, including Congressman Todd Akin, who were on hand to commemorate the occasion.

Hate is a powerful thing. Powerful enough to divide a house, but apparently, under the right circumstances, strong enough to bring it back together too.

New York City, NY (satireworld.com)
Hillary Clinton had a “stumble episode” that required her to leave a 9/11 commemoration ceremony early, a law enforcement source who witnessed the event told SatireWorld.com.

Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump revealed on CNN’s "New Day" this morning that his 2016 bid for the White House is nothing more than an extremely elaborate prank.

Discordianism is the "religion of chaos, of causing maximum cognitive confusion in order to spark creative thinking outside the box of dogma" (or "Box of Rain" to Deadheads).

A financially strapped, dialysis-dependent supporter of President Donald Trump said he would gladly give up his life in defense of Republican efforts to kill countless Americans as part of their overhaul of the country’s health care system.

New York, NY – (satireworld.com)
Doctors at New York’s Presbyterian Hospital report that Hillary Clinton tested positive for an advanced case of Norwegian Sniffle-Less a contagious disease that is spread from hand to person.

New York – (Satireworld.com)
A poll by online agony aunt DragThruTheMud.con has revealed the Prime Minister of Iceland Sigmundur David Gunn-Laugh-Son sitting top of man-eater Mrs Rupert Murdoch’s refuseniks list after calling her out as ‘a man in drag’ at the Vienna Spring Ball last year.

Who would have thought that a milkshake being thrown over a neo fascist could be condemned as being on a par with a terror attack? But that's what some people would have you believe after a recent spate of such incidents over the past couple of weeks...

London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com)
In a rare peek into the empty heads of those who support the comic book science world of catastrophic global warming, UK writer and global warming activist Elizabeth Moon argues that everyone should be involuntarily implanted with a microchip at birth so that “anonymity would be impossible”.

Chaperl Hill, NC - (satireworld.com)

Walk on water? Converse with the Almighty? Bend steel in her bare hands? None of the above when it comes to the latest news from the ever-truthful Democratic National Committee!