‘The weekly mass shootings we could just about take, but this is getting a little too much even for us,’ said proud American and gun-owner, Randy Manning, 37.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - Grab, the now monopolistic alternate mode of commute for Filipinos, can be very convenient for most people.  But it can also be very inconvenient for drivers. An inconventient truth happened recently when a drunk passenger groped the Grab driver before the latter drove him to a police…

My capture and escape from a Trump internment camp

Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com)
A massive iceberg drifting from Antarctica could spell disaster for Los Angeles if it floats too far away from the continent.
So, to track the estimated 1,270-square-mile iceberg, the Natural Environment Research College of Sweden gave a grant of $2 million dollars to track the largest iceberg ever recorded as it trekked northward. The funds will be used to help predict the path of the giant iceberg, which broke off Antarctica’s Pine Island Glacier in July.

Once immensely popular, and now all but forgotten, the characters of the game Pokèmon Go struggle to eek out a living on the streets of America.

A founding member of the Tuskegee Airmen, as well as the inventor of the cotton gin and peanut butter, Douglass’ heroism truly defies the imagination.

Oslo Norway-(SatireWorld.com)

The Nobel Prize committee met today and decided to take back President Obama’s 2009 Nobel Prize and award it belatedly to Zelda Crunch, who really did something for world peace.

Boxer-turned-Senator quotes bible to argue against discrimination based on gender identity.

New details have surfaced in the killing of a black man by an umpire at Nationals Stadium in Washington D.C. Thursday. The victim, 29 year-old Andrew McCutchen of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, had been in a verbal altercation with the umpire, Dennis Berg, 47, and was reportedly wielding a baseball bat when Berg shot him six times.

SINGAPORE (The Adobo Chronicles, Singapore Bureau) - The historic summit between U.S. President Donald Trump and North Korea’s Kim Jung-on came to an end with The White House announcing a major breakthrough in as far as militarization is concerned Trump sought Kim’s advice on how to stage a grand military parade, Korean style. The U.S. President…

Chris Fontana reflects on the 10-year anniversary of regretfully being right, and juxtaposes his tale of displacement with that of his Treme neighbor, Flex.

Aren’t we lucky? We got our hands on a gift-bag meant for A-list stars at the Oscar awards. We’re not telling how we got it but let’s just say that it won’t be the first time Leonardo DiCaprio goes home empty-handed.

Polluting the air with the sound of bagpipes will now be punishable with up to TWELVE years imprisonment.

Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom,

We was driving outside of the town of Toad Suck, Arkansas and we seen a really funny sight. We’re even sending you the picture. It’s an outhouse with a satellite dish on the roof.

Any idea what’s up with this?

Burt Holesum Memphis, Tennessee

The 2016 RNC introduced it’s headliner Donald Trump in true Trump fashion when he was introduced by a 20 foot holographic Adolph Hitler.

Def Leppard announced today that they have replaced longtime drummer Rick Allen with Carlos Moreno, a one-armed itinerant percussionist from Chihuahua, Mexico.